[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices... [@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows." YOUR CLOCK COMPUTER MAY BE WRONG! DOWNLOADING SPYWARE THAT MONITERS YOUR EVERY MOVE ON THE INTERNET WILL FIX THAT! yep ffs I just went to turn off my lava lamp at the powerboard turned off my computer instead >:\ lavalamps are win i had one yeh it died though :D lol mine was on all night by accident smooth. and now it doesnt lava lol i drank the water in mine was sick for 4 weeks I'd much prefer to eat the oil stuff when it sets at least then you get the satisfaction of chewing before the sickness sets in Jan 10th 2004 - Dueing lag spikes on ETG IRC welcome to 1995 <[13th]amckern> thanks, is your lag that bad? it took 7 years to express your new years eve! And i thought mine was bad My Modem smells like oatmeal 5 Min latter Because there was a powercut and I had the net on all day so my cable modem WAS really hot so i put oatmeal and milk in a pot and cook it on the boiling hot modem